If Movies were Real Life…!

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We’re all so fascinated with movies and sometimes, even wish our life were a movie. Honestly, they have to be blamed for making it all so perfect and dreamy most of the time that we yearn for it. But, what if movies were real life? Especially the ironical parts of it! Would the hero still survive 10 bullets ripped through his heart? Would the lead lady look perfect as she wakes up on her bed?

Here are a few situations that are not the same as it would be in the real life.

1. WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU… Erm, I don’t know!
Movies:
In the movie, hero gets shot, not with one but ten bullets, but he doesn’t die. He might be weak for a minute there, but when the bad guy is about to harm the leading lady, he is back on his feet and fights like never before. And surprisingly, there’s no pain! Unless heroine touches his body. Dude, Seriously? Is the pain of her touch more than the pain of the bullets ripped through your heart?
Reality:
You’d be half way to heaven or hell if you’d get shot that may times. Maybe not if you’re goddamn lucky.

2. AT THE AIRPORT
Movies
When Ashton Kutcher wanted to stop Jennifer Garner in the Valentine’s Day or Adam Sandler sings to Drew Barrymore in an Airplane, there’s all sappy romance and happy endings. What’s awesome is the airport staff lets you get through all the checking and pour your heart out to her.
Reality:
Need I say how you’d be treated? You’d simply be dragged away by the security. But you’ll never get through even if you’re begging on your knees.

3. I AM A SUPERHERO. NO ONE MUST KNOW WHO I AM *Puts Glasses On*
Movies:
No one could really make out that Clark Kent was Superman. The reason? His spectacles. The change everything.
Reality:
If glass could hide identity, I’d be living two lives now! Seriously!

4. ROMANCE IN THE POURING RAIN
Movies:
The man pours his heart out to girl in the rain and the romance is at its peak! How adorable! Rains are always the catalyst to love.
Reality:
It’s not drizzles we’re talking about. It is pouring and one thing you want to do is get away from it, not romance in it.

5. I AM A VIGILANTE. I PROTECT THE WORLD
Movies:
There’s Batman, Green Arrow and several other vigilantes who save the world. And at times, even police take their help.
Reality:
Oh! You’re a vigilante? Then you’re put exactly where you belong – An asylum or a Prison.

6. THE BIG BOMB BLAST
Movies:
The explosive bursts and the protagonists jump right out of the window of the building and survives with just a few scars.
Reality:
The bomb goes *Boom*and you’ve jumped and managed to breathe!? Please check if all the limbs are in position.

So, you still want your life to be a movie? Well, chunks of it is great. Because they often give you ideas to woo a girl, or some simpler things like that! But trust me, most of the things are a little off from the wavelengths of reality. So, let it just confine to the silver screen as we enjoy it!

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From a regular girl to a nerd or a tomboy, I can be it all. I possess a gift to equally obsess over a fictional character or a latest gadget. A Mass Communication and Journalism Undergraduate from Hyderabad, I hope to travel the world someday and cover events in my style. I've contributed in various anthologies and currently working on my debut novel. When I'm not writing, I prefer to spend the time crafting and cooking!

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